The Iron Man's Back Again
by Jim Farrar (1982)
Hello, my family
        And greetings to you, my old friend
        It’s so nice to see you all again
I just came to say
        That the Iron Man’s back
        With his same old toothless grin
It’s the same old story
        Things never really change
        He’ll make you chuckle
        And he’ll certainly make you shed a tear
        Or two
For the fact of the matter is that
        He’ll twist and turn your emotions
        As freely as the clasp on his belt buckle
The Iron Man’s here to stay
        Though his armor might
        Be tarnished just a bit...
        You won’t find a spot of rust
        On his ever-sharpened wit
Yes, he’s tired
        And growing soft
        He spends his days
        Just snoozing in the loft
He’ll fight no more battles
        And he’ll feel no more pain
        Never again will he sleep
        In the pouring spring rain